Bunny says "Yooo Gays!"

{KL}MoTsI wrote:

what do u mean by that ???? hahahahha

I have no idea what Omega means by that. *cough*

Quote :

because now in my hotel gonna live 120 polish workers

Omg I cant belive someone from Poland can work in Lithuania I remember we employ some poeple from Lithuania and they work for such a poor money Are you sure someone emigrate from Poland to your coutry for work

Btw omg, in Lithuana live atm ~3 mln people, but in my home region ~2.08 mln. As u see its kinda similar number.
Im just interesting, how it feels to live in city-state? I bet in ur country everyone know each other.

{KL}Omega36 wrote:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

{KL}SkandalisT wrote:

Btw omg, in Lithuana live atm ~3 mln people, but in my home region ~2.08 mln. As u see its kinda similar number.
Im just interesting, how it feels to live in city-state? I bet in ur country everyone know each other.

Talking about Russia, I found some funny reversal jokes:

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!
In Soviet Russia, noobs pwns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!
In Soviet Russia, pokemons catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, tree chops YOU!

Oh, almost forgot this little nice poem:

"Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!"

{KL}EmoPig wrote:

{KL}SkandalisT wrote:

Btw omg, in Lithuana live atm ~3 mln people, but in my home region ~2.08 mln. As u see its kinda similar number.
Im just interesting, how it feels to live in city-state? I bet in ur country everyone know each other.

Talking about Russia, I found some funny reversal jokes:

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!
In Soviet Russia, noobs pwns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!
In Soviet Russia, pokemons catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, tree chops YOU!

Oh, almost forgot this little nice poem:

"Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!"

This is real, no jokes

Yeah also in soviet russia 1000 bears on ze streets and all playing on balalayka. =P


Also old joke
yyy > Russian?
xxx > yes
yyy > i know, vodka and balalaika! :D
xxx > yes, motherfucker, and still Kalashnikov and Topol-M

welcome beautiful lady !

hahaha skandalist very funny video :DD