I need Helpppppppp xD

Subject: I need Helpppppppp xD Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:57 pm

These are some thoughts i had recently but i cant find anyone to answer me
so can u help me???

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

Do you yawn in your sleep?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

please answer to help me Question

Subject: Re: I need Helpppppppp xD Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:22 pm

Quote :: 1. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

None, because I covered my eyes untill the movie ended (pig porn :oops:).

Quote :: 2. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

At the time the baby is completely out.

Quote :: 3. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Doctor. If the patient didn't die untill surgery, then he can wait.

Quote :: 4. Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

Yes, if they are perfectionists.

Quote :: 5. Do you yawn in your sleep?

I will record myself next time I go to sleep, then let you know.

Quote :: 6. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Their beaks were tied with rope, so they could be held anywhere.

Quote :: 7. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

Trust me, there is! (check my name).

Quote :: 8. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

He rub against a wall.

Subject: Re: I need Helpppppppp xD Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:55 pm

lol this pig so smart know evrething Cheers

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Quote :: 2. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

At the time the baby is completely out.

hahahahahaha
This question was to hard for the pig. Babies won´t come with the legs first. (hopefully) :D
To answer the question: The doctor will decied (probably).

to question 1: The arm rests are all for me, coz piggy doesn´t need his xD (he needs one hand free zuahahaha)
to question 3: Well, when the doctor is kind, they´ll help him and call another team for help. If he´s unkind?...
to question 6: There was nothing like an ark. Where were all those insects?

@Uli: Yes, the pig is so clever. That´s why he never takes a shower, to disattract the butcher Smile

Subject: Re: I need Helpppppppp xD Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:15 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breech_birth

Eat that!

KL Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 44

@Piggy: As I told you this isn´t the normal way! (lovely pig xD)
Or you would say this is normal too?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyly

Subject: Re: I need Helpppppppp xD Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:19 pm

The question is: "If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?".

So, It's clearly that we talk about a breech birth.

Hahahaha, we are real evil! lol!

KL Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 44

Not we! Just you! zuahahahahahaha
I´m not evil, I only have the "evil eye"! Wink

Maybe they could also say: from toe to ass, born in 22.6 and from ass to head, born on 23.6.
Razz

Subject: Re: I need Helpppppppp xD Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:56 pm

omg i cant stop laughing hhahahahahahahahahah i expect more answers thou lol im still not covered hahahaha

{KL}Magneto wrote:: to question 3: Well, when the doctor is kind, they´ll help him and call another team for help. If he´s unkind?...

how will u help him while ure open in surgery bed?????im trying to figure this out Razz

{KL}Magneto wrote:: to question 6: There was nothing like an ark. Where were all those insects?

and u say there was no ark cuz of the insects???they had special cage or sthg :S

KL Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2011-04-15 Age : 44

hahahahaha

Insects was only to make it clear Smile

Sure there was no ark, you ever saw it? hahaha

What you mean with "open in surgery bed?"
There´s more then 1 person in OP...
And they have telephone 2 lol

I got a question 2:

What was first? Egg or chicken?
What was first? Pig or smell? xD
God created the world, but who created god? There´s a super-god? And who made him?

Subject: Re: I need Helpppppppp xD Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:02 pm

Quote :: What was first? Egg or chicken?

Chicken. She was created by God, then she started to make eggs.

Quote :: What was first? Pig or smell?

Smell. God had smell before He created animals Pig

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Quote :: God created the world, but who created god? There´s a super-god? And who made him?

God, as creator of time, is outside of time. Since therefore He has no beginning in time, He has always existed, so doesn't need a cause.

Third answer doesn't belong to me, but I find it as the perfect answer.